Weekend Breakfast

an amuse-bouche

JULIAN, somewhat impatient: Can we leave soon? (Continues eating at a leisurely pace)

JEN: Yep. You know, usually when someone's in a hurry to leave, they themselves get up and do things to get out the door. Get their shoes on, etc...

SEAN: Hi, could you please compel me to leave? I'd like to go soon.   I'm going to need you to yell at me to get my shoes on. Hurry, please. Come on.

JEN: much laughter. 

JULIAN: grumble grumble. (still eating)

SEAN: Sorry, Julian. We're just having some fun. 

JEN: Yes, Julian. (goes to hug him from behind. Gets a snarl. Then proceeds to mime hugging him with arms suspended inches around him.). I'm not touching you, you can't get mad! Not touching you!  

SEAN: air hug vs. bear hug. 

JULIAN: takes plate over and laughs in spite of himself.