JEN: Burgers?
JULIAN: NOOO.
JEN: What do you want?
JULIAN: I’ll just do my own thing and get Marco’s pizza.
JEN: Gross, no, I forbid. Why don’t you go to Walmart and get a Subway?
JULIAN: I’ve never ordered before. It stresses me out.
JEN: Dad knows what you like. He can write it on a post-it note.
JULIAN: Nah, I’ll just make myself a sandwich.
JEN to Sean: He said he’ll just make a sandwich. Sad.
SEAN: We could go to that place…John…papa…(Jen starts violently shaking head)… Geraldine John’s.”
JEN: Jimmy John’s?? Hahahaha.”
SEAN: Yes, that’s it. Not Geraldine.”
JEN to JULIAN: Hey, how about Jimmy John’s?
JULIAN: Yeah that’s fine. Get me the kind I got in St. George.
JEN: What was it?
JULIAN: I don’t know. Just whatever. Get me the simplest turkey sandwich.
JEN: Bacon?
JULIAN: Ew, no. Just turkey. Cheese. Tomato.
Jen and Sean in car to drive to place.
JEN: It’s funny how Julian doesn’t like bacon. Wait a minute… isn’t it Jersey Mike’s? What the hey is Jimmy John’s??
SEAN: I don’t know, isn’t it a sandwich place?
JEN: I don’t even know, it just came out of me! Julian didn’t bat an eye when I said it.
Looked it up to see it is, indeed, another sandwich place.
JEN: What’s the difference? Should we just go there?
SEAN: I don’t even know where it is.
JEN: Well there are 500 locations in close proximity. There’s one at [specific location]. Jersey Mike always makes me think of Prison Mike.
SEAN: Jersey Mike’s has good bread. Let’s just go there. I actually think I’ve been going there all along anyway even though we’ve been calling it Jimmy John’s.
JEN: Ha! Maybe we can hit Geraldine’s sometime too.
So good. I'd love a recorded version of this script. Podcast style?
Bahahahaha! Man, I just new I was supposed to save this for my Monday morning read. You guys are hilarious! I needed that laugh out loud. Thank you!